Missing mug. It’s a white mug of a dog kissing a cat.

If you have been using this mug, IT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU.

I would kindly appreciate that the culprit returns the cup WASHED, to the CUPBOARD where they found IT.

I DO NOT know why people seem to think that they can help themselves to other peoples property. EVERYONE should know that if a mug has a personalized design in the cupboard IT BELONGS TO SOMEONE already. BLOORCORP have provided plastic disposable mugs near the coffee machine.

The Missing Mug

I have checked with the other PA’s and Barbara’s rouge mug with a dolphin kissing a butterfly and Julies scarlet mug with Black Beauty kissing Donny Osmand have not been removed without permission. So why have I been victimized?

I WANT ANSWERS!!

Nancy Bloomerbender

PA to Mr Bloorston

RE: Outsourced staff management

TO: Management Staff,

We will be making use of the Webunet in an attempt to create a flow of information to our client base about managing outsourced staff. We hope to utilize something like youtoob or something similar. Mr Bloorston has an 8mm camera we can use once our tech guys work out where the batteries go.

Middle management may find some of the guides useful. Some of the outsourced staff are running a muck and require reigning in from the client side. Sending our own managers may prove harmful to the companies current golf tournament.

Please peruse the current itinerary:

• Whipping staff is wrong: Use something that wont mark.
• Waterboarding: Not just for the Government
• Electro shock collars: A worthwhile investment

We hope to be adding more talks to the itinerary over the next few days.

Speakers to be anounced nearer the time.

A member of the BLOORCORP management team seeing to important staff matters.

Thankyou for your co-operation.

Nancy Bloomerbender

PA to Mr Bloorston

on behalf of Mr Bloorston

Mr Bustingtons as an offensive effigy

RE: Staff Effigies again

Good afternoon staff,

It has come to our attention that after our last memo that these effigies of members of senior staff have dissappeared, but in place we have found effigies of Mr Bustington the CEO’s personal dog and unofficial company maskot. By law we cannot prevent the display of a likeness of a non human animal in a mocked distressed position. We do ask that they are removed from company vehicles as we think they send the wrong message to clients.

Thankyou for your co-operation.

Nancy Bloomerbender

PA to Mr Bloorston

on behalf of Mr Bloorston

from the Desk of Mr Bloorston

Good afternoon staff,

It has come to my attention that effigies of CEO Bloorston have been found literally being hung in various parts of company property. It is now company policy to not create effigies of any senior staff members being hung, naked, or with anything hanging from their bottoms or stuffed in mouths no matter how this information was discovered.

Thankyou for your co-operation.

Nancy Bloomerbender

PA to Mr Bloorston

on behalf of Mr Bloorston

from the Desk of Mr Bloorston